You know how when you make your dating profile you want to accentuate the best sides of your appearance by picking your best photograph and you also want to highlight your best personality traits. Well, these guys probably didn’t make a good job of it, resulting in some of the absolute worst dating profiles you’ll ever see.
Worst Dating Profiles Make The Best Lessons By Negative Example
Whether because they have chosen a (very) inappropriate profile pic or because they have revealed a little too much, these guys’ profile pics are a real lesson to anyone who has ever made/ thought of making a dating profile.
First of all, there is this guy. Someone has probably told him that it’s a good idea to seem sensitive and nice. So, not only did he use this pic of him and his octogenarian friends, but he also put in extra effort taking them up. So much so, it’s confusing. Is he looking for a partner for himself or his slightly over-the-hill friends?
Continuing the confusion is this guy who knows that the right thing to say is that he is a knight in shining armor who’s solely interested in a girl’s heart, not her body. Yet, he just can’t seem to be able to hide his true colors for too long. This is why he concludes “no fatties please”.
Then, there are some people who are painfully honest. Like this guy who loves to share his flatulence issues.
Or this guy who lets us into his personal beautification routine in anticipation of his action-packed (?) weekend.
Then, there are people who may (or may not) exaggerate a little (or a lot) to draw women’s attention.
In the same category of sharers. we also come across a guy who declares that he is “good at nothing” while wearing a Buzz Lightyear costume. Well, he is obviously good at one thing: making a fool of himself.
On the opposite side of the spectrum, there are those who like to share practically nothing at all about themselves. A fan of conspiracy theories or a very clever guy? We’ll let his braid do the talking.
Another kind of guy is the one who doesn’t ask for much at all. All it takes is for a lady not to be a boy or a man. Cos that’s clearly where this fellow draws the line.
It’s kudos to the lady who’s patient and clever enough to decipher what this guy is saying. He has made dating hard right off the bat.
And we are closing off this inspirational list of worst dating profiles with an open question. This guy is wondering if he is going to spend his entire life alone. We’ll let you answer this one.
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